Unfortunately I spend way too much of my life devoted to the internet and this is the outcome of all my hard work...
  • wowthing:

    This needs to stop I am about to self combust

    (Source: catsbeaversandducks, via cruzetheskye)

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  • toocooltobehipster:

    "hey can i look at your phone?"

    "yeah one min"

    image

    (Source: toocooltobehipster, via whorulestheworldcats)

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  • edens-blog:

    heartbeatofatimelord:

    physcoaustin:

    tardisol:

    IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

    No.

    Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

    image

    this is an actual room of mirrors.

    as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

    (Source: teenytomlin, via a-roaming-bean)

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  • bombing:

    noseblow:

    bombing:

    i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

    that’s not how the joke goes lmao

    do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

    (via heyitsmeemmy)

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  • wetmyplants:

    Oops silly potato

    (Source: dickzoned, via heyitsmeemmy)

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  • artstrength:

    YASSSS PLEAAAACCCEEEE!

    (Source: cjwho, via morelikecaptainoblivious)

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  • unsexual:

    is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

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  • theanimejunkie:

    bossubossupromode:

    Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

    The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

    James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

    welcome to the english language

    (via heyitsmeemmy)

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